Sidenote: Mega64 Is Still The S**t

I don't know what magic Rocco and the gang have been able to cultivate, but I'd be lying if I didn't say I was surprised they are still around. Above is a video they just uploaded on their Youtube channel showing a 'smidgeon' [I'm sure that's how you spell that made up word] of the work that goes into their quality episodes.

It also reminds me of the fun that goes into doing something you really care about. Which is why I'm posting this, because I care -- about you...intimately.

Whoa, that was weird, right? Anywhoo, if you're not familiar with Mega64 get yourself all caught up with their comedy at their personal internet website [people still say it like that?]. They recently got a new deal with GameTrailers and a lot of their old stuff with IGN is [also] available on youtube.

Sorry, I can't stop being a fanboy for them. Their voice is so unique and really necessary [I feel] in this culture of incredibly unfunny box quotes and press releases. Cheers.

Personal Note: I'm Couchbound

 I'm The Change In The Cushions.

I’m happy to report that I’ve been able to jedi mind trick the very talented folks over at Couchbound.net. They have a podcast and write thoughtfully on anime and other topics I find interesting. So if you don’t see me running my mouth here as much, it’s because I’m trying to keep up with the likes of site founder Derek Lavigne and the rest of the stellar staff.

I’ve been writing for the site for a month now and I didn’t want to post until I felt absolutely comfortable. I’ll still be writing reviews and making my little oddball posts, just know that I’m always secretly planning something.

Thanks For The Continued Support,
IT

Commercial Break: Relationship Tips From A Peacock Spider

You know Peacock spider, we're not so different. I sometimes find myself in the woods taking calculated steps to attract the right mate. Sure, if I strike out I can always take the "maybe she wasn't the right one for you angle." You? Well, let's just say I hope you invested in running shoes.

Even still, the whole ritual mentality of, this is where you go and this is what you do in order to be successful in your short little lifespan, whilst attempting to attain a mate? I feel you dog...err...spider. I put on clothes I feel comfortable in. I go out to the woods, hoping that this little dance I'm doing isn't going to get my eyeballs eaten -- 'least that's what I'm always afraid of.

The ones that run away? Hey, there's no accounting for taste right? But the ones that stick around make the game a little more interesting don't they? You flash your flamboyant flag of color. I introduce myself. You're hoping fangs won't be crunching through your tiny exoskeleton before the dance is over. I'm hoping what I just said was endearing enough to continue the conversation. See? It's the same.

You move your legs at precise angles creating a very deliberate pattern. You vibrate and thrust your abs and why not, you've got a totally blasted core. Like you, we do all these things -- out here in the woods, but you do it with much dire circumstances on the line. I, or I should say, my species does it as if  dire circumstances were on the line.

Yes, yes. We can learn a lot from the Peacock spider. There are a lot of dances we do, none as important as our arachnid friend. 

Audio Files: Marteria - Second Bedroom [German]

Look at this as, this site further echoing the point that good music and great music videos are still being made. Unfortunately we don't have the heyday of Muchmusic or MTV circa early 90s to point us in the direction of non-U.S. videos, but props to Marteria [no, not Materia]. 

I don't have much I can say about Marteria/Marsimoto or Peter Fox, because I'm still super new to this music. I'm not gonna bulls**t a faux knowledge base. But I will say, according Marteria's wiki, not much is really known about such a popular rapper. So feel free to fill me in on the history. "Danke", in advance.

Aside: There are actual portions of the video that were shot over a time-lapse. Meaning, there were moments while shooting where the subject had to stand absolutely still for an extended period of time. Tough stuff to shoot.

Below are translated lyrics:

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Lucha Libre AAA: Heroes Del Ring -- Similar To Pro-Wrestling's Downward Spiral

Here we see La Parka having a serious conversation with Zombie Clown about the ills of the seedy underbelly of pro-wrestling.

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Battle: L.A. Review -- The 1950's Called, They Want Their Aliens Back

Not a screen shot from the film, but an image of the audience post-viewing it.

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Rango Review -- Dull, Dry, Totally Worth It

Futurism and the surreal meet in fevered dreams, in Rango.

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Sucker Punch Review -- Ass & Tits The Video Game

Meet Emily Browning. She plays Baby Doll in Sucker Punch and is absolutely riveting -- as an avatar of how not to portray a female protagonist in an action film.

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2011 Goes To The Movies

As I pull myself out of my writing, terrorist cave, I check my e-mail [as most writing terrorist do]. I see requests to review more movies. I hear your calls [/egoboosting]. Recognize that there is another life going on outside of this 'brog' I run and I see and hear about most of the movies many of you have requested I review.

Take a look at the trailer above. You see a lot of things in common right? Man hellbent on it's on destruction. Hot ladies running or at least looking like they plan on running as soon as 'the big one' [whatever it may be] hits. Let's not forget waiting for a magical hero or solution to come along to fix all of our dire problems.

I've once considered copying and pasting an old review and using the "Find" function on my browser to plug in the odds and ends that didn't fit. Thinking, "Does anyone really care to read a review about Transformers 2: Electric Boogaloo?"

Well it turns out you do. It's appreciated. However, after looking at the above trailer, you'll have to excuse me if it's a little tough to get in front of a glowing box and furiously type away. Don't worry, more is coming, but I just want you to understand what I'm dealing with here. 

Commercial Break: Ultimate Stain Remover

I kinda feel like anything I've accomplished in life has been all for naught. How can any idea I have after today compete with something that, not only removes stains with such ease, but even the stain's residue! America, there is no hope. Our inventions are not worthy.