Why Am I On A Sarah Vowell Kick?

I don't know why...out of all [busy]days I've chosen to listen to one of the most boringest people on the Earth! Her history game is on point though.  I'm finding that she needs to speak with more slang.  Slipping in the occasional 'aight' and 'yo' would give her that cross over appeal to a listening audience that doesn't want to go to sleep to her voice.  Below...some selected entries of Miss Vowell

Retro Vowell [peep her Lincoln Head game though]

"Bed & Breakfast" my first exposure to the Vowell...I related to the Bed & Breakfast [long terrible story]

A Reading of her last 'jawn'.  It's on point, I mean...if you like going to sleep to historical accounts in a sarcastic tone.