WTF Is Wrong With Sega?

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Commercial Break: 7 Minutes Of TV Show Themes

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Irony is something I have never been good at displaying with subtlety. I mean its the 'Commerical Break', but here I am showing you TV Shows. Get It? Right? Forget it. Enjoy

Pooping: The True Uncanny Valley

Small Games Like DSYP Shows Us The Direction Gaming 'Should Be' Going

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Where Do You See Gaming Going? Supersaturation

Totillo's Going To Wish He Could Use That 'Go Back In Time Potion'

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Piqued Interest: Brink and BB: Continuum Shift Trailers

I know I should probably be excited for the bigger games being released this year, but there is something about those smaller-big titles. Brink popped up in EDGE magazine a couple months ago and though I absolutely hate how every character's chin looks hearing that the game will be a 'futuristic, Team Fortress 2' kind of style has me reaching for my wallet.

I liked the first BlazBlue [clearly] even with all the problems that turns most gamers off to that Japanese aesthetic. In the trailer, after the break, be sure to check out the newest character and guess how Japanese this game is going to be. I'm giving it 8 out of 10 wasabi rolls prior to even playing the game.

Video Thanks To Joystiq

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Self-Indulgence: 1up's Mike Cruz Interviewed Me And Its Awesome

Some months ago Mike Cruz asked me to answer some questions and submit a couple photos of myself [probably so he can photoshop my head on that of a Griffin's...standard], but I completely forgot about the interview because it took place late last year. To my surprise he included me with some of the best and bright[er] minds over on 1up. It was fun, any time I can reference Hamburger Helper in an interview.

P.S. Gamemaster is the only reason 1up exists.

Commericial Break: Bears Playing Hockey

The Russians have done it! They have achieved the goal so many Canadians have died attempting. Bears can rip the average person's limbs apart within two minutes. Okay, that's a made up statistic, but I dare you to try and disprove it. I am vehemently opposed to the mistreatment of animals, unless they are delicious -- then exceptions need to be made. But if your day wasn't going the way you thought it would, or you're not sure what your ultimate life goal is; imagine being an incredibly nervous Russian referee surrounded by bears on ice skates carrying hockey sticks.

I hope I made you feel better.

Alice In Wonderland, "Ravishingly Beautiful. I Fell Asleep."

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Call Of Juarez: Bound In Blood [PS3] "Fun Story, Awful Animation"

"See Ray, His Name Was 50 Cent, But Then He Shortened It To Just Fitty."

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Commercial Break: Burning Branch vs "Let's Enhance" clips

Had a hard time determining this week's Commercial Break, so I'll post both. The Enhance clip has my heart because it takes from shows I hate and hate to love. Damn it! Was that MacGuyver! Well, the burning branch has that sweet spark-up at the end that I'm sure scientists with more degrees than I could explain at great length.

The "Enchance" Clip Is After The Break...

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