High Tech Penis Pump Or Wave Of The Future?

I think being able to get the TV remote to float to me via my awesome brain power is a great idea.  I think we've all relished in the fantasy of having things come to us with minimal effort.  But just because its possible does not mean it should be 'so'.  Above we see people make a ball levitate with the power of a fancy technical device invented by some guy who will probably be richer than my son's son.  Joking aside, this is quite the little advancement.  I mean think about it, how long will it take for the sex industry to make use of a mind controlled penis pump.  Let's be honest here...in order for most things to become popular it has to go through the porn industry first.  See also: Internet, DVD's and horrible pick up lines.

Hurray For Not Being Blown Up!

We The Best Mang...We Deed It

Although later I am posting another article about the CERN lab itself. If you are reading this then you should know that we, and by we I mean a hand full of physicists and scientist watched two white dots blink on a computer screen. Noticed what's missing? We [and they] did not die! Isn't that awesome!? Not dying rocks! The thing is, this is step one [or step 421] depending on how you look at this of many equally great and dangerous steps to come.

Here's what Alex Higgins [Associated Press] has to add:

"Now that the beam has been successfully tested in clockwise direction, CERN plans to send it counterclockwise. Eventually two beams will be fired in opposite directions with the aim of recreating conditions a split second after the big bang, which scientists theorize was the massive explosion that created the universe."

More photos and the AP article after the jump...

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