Commercial Break: KFC's Double Down Double Die

Finding this video isn't as easy as you would think, you have to weed through all the Rick Rolls and vegitarian protestors to get to that good good [intentional grammar mishap]. You know, I thought we would have learned post-Burger King Triple Whopper that killing yourself immediately at a restaurant is both hilarious and disgusting, but no...Americans will find a way.

This is beyond the Oreo Pizza or The Double Crossandwich Sausage & Bacon yet there is something so enticing about that damned Double Down. I mean, it did have two black people in it going pretty crazy over the chicken that was already in their hands so...I mean...what I mean to say is. There is no hope.