Before I go to this wedding on a farm in Coolsville, OH [i know...don't ask...just know it's BYOB/BYOF]. What I need is someone to transcribe this video. It is hilarious, because i can tell it is heartfelt, but man...what the hell are you saying woman?

The Best I Can Do Is This:

" It sew code in duh D, how duh fuck dew we sposed 2 keep peas"

Good luck and I'm Off,

IT